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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:25 am

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:03 pm

"Dammit, Gordon, how many times do we have to tell you that Alice is NOT a Disney Princess? You're just embarrassing yourself! Now get the hell out of here, before you ruin this chance for everyone else!"

(Note, this caption only works because the photo was obviously taken circa 2003, when Tinker Bell was still part of the Princess lineup and had yet to move on to headlining the Disney Fairies franchise.)


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Nadia Jaen » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:47 pm

Katlyn's building method was unorthodox, but she never failed to bring home the blue ribbons for her castles.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:59 am

"I'll be your substitute for the day! Call me Rick James, bitch! Lesson 1: Cocaine is a wonderful drug."



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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:01 pm

"Mmmmmm! My forehead tastes like Photoshop!... And Photoshop tastes goooooooood!"


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Phoebe » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:53 pm

They laughed, and they laughed, and they all ran away. And Hortense was lonely, she wanted to play. But she sat on the egg and continued to say, "I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A lioness is faithful one-hundred percent."

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:38 am

After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, the Mole Men were disappointed to discover that their plan to take over the world would have to start in Sioux City.

[SIDE NOTE- Phoebe wins for best caption ever.]

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:07 am

"Okay boys... everyone be ready to move on my mark. No stupid egrets are gonna steal our ears and get away with it! Ready... on three..."

"WHAT?"


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Mon Jun 19, 2017 4:01 pm

"The floor is lava? Goddamn it, Tim!"
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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Zombie » Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:50 am

Lose Yourself: Eminem freezes again during a recent performance of Carrie on Broadway.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Stan » Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:08 am

Sorry Ma'am, he won't be shooting his "web fluid" at tourists, any more.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Zombie » Wed Jun 21, 2017 11:35 am

Shia Labeouf rolls out in his douche wagon.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Wed Jun 21, 2017 12:16 pm

"Why you want to gimme a fight? Why don't you just let it be?"

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:38 am

Hefty still wore his bravest smile, but deep down, he knew people were going to see through his 'eczema' explanation sooner or later. He had accepted that he was SIV-positive and what that meant for his future. He only worried about how he was going to explain it to Vanity.


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:08 pm

"Holy shit! You invite me up to the couch to watch John Wick with you and this? This is what I get?"

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:15 pm

Damn! Fudd's really upped his game!


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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Kyle » Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:32 pm

Patrick didn't know how to tell Spongebob about his brief fling with Hefty Smurf, but he didn't have an option now that he got the test results.

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Mike » Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:11 pm

"Well, that's a stupid question: obviously I hate my dog."

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Re: Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

Postby Stan » Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:18 pm

Mike's Fudd one is great - I totally didn't see that angle but it totally fits.

For the two above, my brain hiccuped and i was pairing the caption with the picture below it. That made them stranger yet hilarious. Just what kind of STI does that animal have? And just where did he put the dog?

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