Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

[poorpete]

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[Phoebe]

[Mike]

No... it's a band.

[Phoebe]

Crap I tried to add chickens for you, messed it all up.

[Phoebe]

This is bull no way that chickens win.

[Tahlvin]

Good morning. Do we need to explain the rules of unkillable threads to Phoebe? She keeps double-posting. You're never going to win this thing if you keep doing that.

[Kyle]

[Phoebe]

Chickens fought dinosaurs and WON, with video proof, and this is what you're worried about? I for one am worried about chickens.

[Mike]

This is a double post.

[Eliahad]

This was a double post.

[Mike]

This will have been a double post.

[Tahlvin]

Double post, muthaluvers!

[Kyle]

This is a single post.

This is a single post.

[Phoebe]

This woman has been taken prisoner by a group of chickens. You may think since she's outside the pen, she's in control. Wrong. This is the worst part of her day - she has to endure their violent assault every day! Obviously she would run away and not look back if she could. But she can't. She has to serve these ruthless creatures.

[Phoebe]

Still think the chicken menace is some kind of joke? This dog has to cede his bowl to a rooster. He's a DOG, with teeth and shit. No matter. The rooster is boss.

[Phoebe]

Maybe a bigger bird is the only thing that can defeat a chicken? Wrong! At one point in the video you'll hear a man say Kolona Vellum, which means "Bolt the Door".



By the end he has stolen the other bird's woman.

[Mike]

One horse-sized duck.

[Phoebe]

No way. I feel like you aren't really taking the chicken menace seriously. Um, this horse knows. Of course, once you know the chicken is named Gallo Silvano, you know this is grim for the horse.

[Phoebe]

Even when the horse tries to take him down, this chicken has no fear. He goes for the jugular and then continues his assault. The war cry at the beginning put the ice in my veins, I can tell you.

[Mike]

Nope. This is certainly a vicious horse-slaughtering example of a chicken, but I've tangles with many chickens and never been seriously concerned for my well-being. Ducks and geese... totally different story.