Conversations in Attributed Quotes Only

[Kyle]

After this post, every subsequent post must be an attributed quote, including the attribution.

NO ANONYMOUS QUOTES. Please read this post in its entirety. I know this is overkill, but some people don't read past the first sentence, so I want them to see this. Having posted this, I know that people will not read it, and will post anonymous quotes. Please don't.

Quotes should be from a famous or well-known source. You may not quote: (1) someone from this website; or (2) someone you know personally (even if they are famous or well-known). You can quote a fictional character, if the work from the fictional character is famous or generally well-known. You do not have to maintain a conversation with other posters, but the general goal it to have somewhat of a working conversation from post to post.

“Ah, there’s nothing like the first cup of dumpster juice in the morning!” John Zoidberg

[Kyle]

"[I]t's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?" John Zoidberg

[Mike]

"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, then they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali

[Phoebe]

You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man
Out of you?
- Donny Osmond / Captain Li Shang

[Mike]

"You're a big disgrace."

--Queen, We Will Rock You