http://www.boredpanda.com/annoying-crow ... ve-a-damn/
Crows are super smart. Studies show they might have a rudimentary language. They're also dicks. They like to perch on and ride other birds while the other birds are flying for them.
Wow. Dick move.
Crows are awesome dicks.
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Phoebe
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Re: Crows are awesome dicks.
Are you saying it's wrong to be a cowboy? Hmm.
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Cazmonster
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Re: Crows are awesome dicks.
My favorite crow story right now is that they give each other gifts. Little shiny things like beads or scraps of glass are their way of saying "thanks for not being a dick to me."
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Cazmonster
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Re: Crows are awesome dicks.
If I had land, I would find a way to be friends with the local crow community.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Iantha
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Re: Crows are awesome dicks.
I've been trying to lure crows to my yard for about two years now. Still no luck.
Re: Crows are awesome dicks.
ROB! ROB!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Crows are awesome dicks.
Given Crows seem to be able to describe bad person to other crows, I am wondering if I should wear mask of 45, and harass crows all over the United States, and see what happens...
Yes, I know. Total dick move to use total dick movers to harass a major dick.
Yes, I know. Total dick move to use total dick movers to harass a major dick.
Heracles. Fists. Pantheon.
Clue in ancient Greece.
Clue in ancient Greece.
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Re: Crows are awesome dicks.
The PA Fat Dutchman Mk II
"Amish Shoo-Fly Pie Boogaloo"
"Amish Shoo-Fly Pie Boogaloo"
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El Jefe
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Re: Crows are awesome dicks.
The PA Fat Dutchman Mk II
"Amish Shoo-Fly Pie Boogaloo"
"Amish Shoo-Fly Pie Boogaloo"
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