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Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:31 pm

I cleaned the attic with my wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:33 pm

I went to my doctor and said, "Doctor, I can't get the song "What's New Pussycat" out of my head.

He said, "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

I said, "Is that common?"

He said, "It's not unusual."
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:34 pm

I went to the zoo the other day.

There was only one dog in the entire zoo.

It was a shitzu.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:34 pm

Knock knock.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:18 pm

Who's there?
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:56 pm

Little Boy Blue.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:22 pm

Little Boy Blue who?
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Dad Jokes

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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:49 pm

I think you mean Little Boy Blue whom?
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:12 pm

A three legged dog walked into a saloon and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:40 pm

What did the one cannibal say to the other cannibal as they were eating a clown?

"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Iantha » Wed May 03, 2017 5:05 am

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?







Ba-na-na-na
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Wed May 03, 2017 11:40 am

Hey- why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Stan » Wed May 03, 2017 12:02 pm

So it could get hit by a car and its soul could get to the other side.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mrs.Darcs » Wed May 03, 2017 1:47 pm

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.
Power and Ripp forever

RIP Sam and Thor forever!
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Wed May 03, 2017 2:13 pm

R.I.P. boiled water. You'll be mist.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Kyle » Wed May 03, 2017 2:14 pm

Knock knock.
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Re: Dad Jokes

Postby Mike » Wed May 03, 2017 7:12 pm

Who's there?
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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