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On or off?

Postby Kyle » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:06 pm

Which do you prefer?
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Re: On or off?

Postby Eliahad » Tue Apr 11, 2017 12:14 pm

It depends on the day.
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Re: On or off?

Postby Cazmonster » Tue Apr 11, 2017 6:45 pm

Off - off is better.
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Re: On or off?

Postby Phoebe » Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:22 pm

I like to just turn the TV on and let it spy on me.
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Re: On or off?

Postby Zen » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:15 pm

Yes
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Re: On or off?

Postby Mike » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:03 am

Definitely depends on the day. I mean, why does it have to be binary? Can't I have it on a dimmer switch?
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Re: On or off?

Postby Phoebe » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:12 pm

Question: suppose you're a husband who has a wife. You like to smack her on the ass, maybe - it's a thing that could happen. Should she be baseline grateful for this ongoing expression of your animal interest in her? Should she be setting forth limiting conditions on this operation? How is this supposed to work?

Also imagine that you're doing this and your wife trots off like a startled turkey and says, "let's consider a set of limiting conditions..." B/C that's just kind of funny in itself.
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Re: On or off?

Postby Cazmonster » Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:00 am

Limiting conditions...
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: On or off?

Postby Phoebe » Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:03 am

Well? What does it mean? I was told to "ask my friends". Are you supposed to be happy about it? Is this act a universal form of endearment?

Also, that is the hot guy from the other thread, isn't it? I never realized who he was from the show.

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