[NBR:RPST]CHAMPIONSHIPS!: Pdyx v. Pete

[Kyle]

HOLY HOT POTATO! IT'S THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE CHAMPIONSHIPS! Papyrus versus Zbungrub's Revenge! The malicious mystic versus the retiring wrestler! Hold onto your butts, because this is sure to be amazing!

As a reminder- this is a double elimination tournament. That means that for Zbungrub's Revenge to win the championship, he has to beat Papyrus twice. But for Papyrus to win, because he's not lost at all this tournament, he only needs one win. If Papyrus wins the first match, then the tournament is over and he is the champion! If Zbungrub's Revenge wins, then we go to a second match where the winner will take all!

And here come the competitors! What's all this smoke and fog coming from... OH HENRY! IT'S PAPYRUS! He appears to be floating in... ACTUALLY FLOATING IN ON A CLOUD OF FOG! Oh... no wait... the fog is clearing and there appears to be a small man pushing him on a dolly. Either way, what an impressive entrance! Papyrus enters the ring, flips his hands out of the oversized sleeves of his long robe and... Oh Papyrus! Have you no respect for the game? He's giving the fans a Buh-Bye gesture and smirking at them! And they're letting him know how much they don't appreciate it! This reporter will be blushing for a week just from the unrelenting litany of vulgarity that is raining down on Papyrus from the crowd!

But wait! Here comes Zbungrub's Revenge! A heavy beat is playing over the speakers! It sounds vaguely familiar, but off some how! It's.. wait that's not right! We will RANK you? Oh, I get it. Zbungrub's Revenge is entering to a royalty-free knock off song. Got it. As disappointing as that is, this geriatric grappler is not slowing down! He's bounding to the ring, playing to the crowd who is rewarding him with cheers and adoration.

Alright folks! The competitors are in the ring! Gentlemen, please approach the center of the ring, give the ceremonial wink and then... LET'S THROW FINGERS!

[Mike]

Don't worry, Papyrus... I'm cheering for you! You can't lose with El Grapidoro in your corner!

#papyrus4ever

[Kyle]

[poorpete]

[Pdyx]

[Kyle]

[Mike]

You're welcome.

[poorpete]

Round of kryptonite dice for everyone here!



I'm happy to tie for most wins, with 4.

[Pdyx]

[Phoebe]

Amazing prowess.

[Zen]

It's always best to have lost to the eventual winner...

[buckett]

This is how Janken King left the arena