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Most disturbing euphemisms for sex

Postby Mike » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:42 am

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Re: Most disturbing euphemisms for sex

Postby akiva » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:54 am

Have you seen the movie "Grumpy Old Men"? During the movie, Burgess Meredith uses a euphemism. Then at the end of the movie, during the credits, there are about 10 other versions of the same scene, with different euphemisms. It's really funny to hear Meredith say those things.
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Postby Mike » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:08 am

I remember it fondly.

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Postby Mike » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:09 am

"Look's like Chuck's taking the skin boat to Tuna Town."
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Postby akiva » Thu Feb 23, 2017 11:15 am

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Re: Most disturbing euphemisms for sex

Postby Kyle » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:31 pm

"I was pointing her heels at the ceiling!"

This is the most disturbing to me because it was said to me by my father about my mother.
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Re: Most disturbing euphemisms for sex

Postby Mike » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:47 pm

Noooooooo!

Why would you say that out loud?
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Postby Phoebe » Thu Feb 23, 2017 5:40 pm

How far does a heel have to go before it can be considered to be pointing upward?

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Re: Most disturbing euphemisms for sex

Postby Cazmonster » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:32 pm

Scrumpin'.

I think that's from High Spirits with Peter O'Toole and Daryl Hannah.
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