Write "The Last Jedi"
Write "The Last Jedi"
Predict some spoilers here.
Rey begins training with Luke, "the last Jedi", but returns to the Resistance without him.
Leia continues to exert leadership, but doesn't get to play.
Poe, Rey, and Finn get to play, and sometimes are winning and sometimes are losing.
Snoke is revealed to be the Emperor.
Luke arrives at climax to kick ass and then die.
Ray disappears at conclusion to finish training on her own and becomes the true last Jedi.
Rey begins training with Luke, "the last Jedi", but returns to the Resistance without him.
Leia continues to exert leadership, but doesn't get to play.
Poe, Rey, and Finn get to play, and sometimes are winning and sometimes are losing.
Snoke is revealed to be the Emperor.
Luke arrives at climax to kick ass and then die.
Ray disappears at conclusion to finish training on her own and becomes the true last Jedi.
Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
Yeah. Probably.
I don't think Snoke will be the emperor, but the rest is good. If the title is truly "The Last Jedi", then having Luke be the true Last Jedi, implies that the movie is about him. Therefore, Rey needs to become a Jedi, and if SHE is to be the last... then Luke has to die.
But then we also need development for Kylo Ren, and if the pattern holds true, then this is the movie where Rey discovers her true heritage.
I don't think Snoke will be the emperor, but the rest is good. If the title is truly "The Last Jedi", then having Luke be the true Last Jedi, implies that the movie is about him. Therefore, Rey needs to become a Jedi, and if SHE is to be the last... then Luke has to die.
But then we also need development for Kylo Ren, and if the pattern holds true, then this is the movie where Rey discovers her true heritage.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
One thing to remember is that the plural of jedi is jedi.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
So it should actually be:
"The Lasts Jedi"?
Like "Courts Marshall?"
"The Lasts Jedi"?
Like "Courts Marshall?"
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So all the Jedi live but the last movie in the trilogy isn't about Jedi at all? So it's the Last Jedi Movie?
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
Maybe the next one will be called Return of the Last Jedi?
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If Luke doesn't make it through this movie, it will wreck me. With Han gone, and Carrie Fisher gone, they can't take Luke too.
I really hope Luke has been in seclusion trying to find a way to bring the Force into balance.
I really hope Luke has been in seclusion trying to find a way to bring the Force into balance.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
Actually read an : the last jedi is Snoke.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Also, I want to see Luke and Rey tearing ass on badguys. They set the bar high with Vader in Rogue one and both Kylo and Rey in Force Awakens.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
I expect Leia to have a cape CGI'd onto her so that in Episode 9 she can creep around as a body-double, Plan 9 style.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
The Last Jedi is plural.
The official title of the movie has now been released in multiple languages, and in any language where the article or adjective requires a choice between plural or singular form, it is always plural.
The official title of the movie has now been released in multiple languages, and in any language where the article or adjective requires a choice between plural or singular form, it is always plural.
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Also, nerd circles seem to be obsessed with Rey's "New Look" for the new movie...
Hair up... hair down... I don't care. She's a badass. I'm looking forward to this.
Hair up... hair down... I don't care. She's a badass. I'm looking forward to this.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
Good job, Stan!
Are the only people to wear their hair like that is emo Anakin and emo Kylo? Does this means she might turn emo too?
Are the only people to wear their hair like that is emo Anakin and emo Kylo? Does this means she might turn emo too?
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"
Qui Gonn also wore his hair like that, and he was a bad-ass.
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