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Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby poorpete » Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:56 pm

Predict some spoilers here.

Rey begins training with Luke, "the last Jedi", but returns to the Resistance without him.
Leia continues to exert leadership, but doesn't get to play.
Poe, Rey, and Finn get to play, and sometimes are winning and sometimes are losing.
Snoke is revealed to be the Emperor.
Luke arrives at climax to kick ass and then die.
Ray disappears at conclusion to finish training on her own and becomes the true last Jedi.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Mike » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:18 pm

Yeah. Probably.

I don't think Snoke will be the emperor, but the rest is good. If the title is truly "The Last Jedi", then having Luke be the true Last Jedi, implies that the movie is about him. Therefore, Rey needs to become a Jedi, and if SHE is to be the last... then Luke has to die.

But then we also need development for Kylo Ren, and if the pattern holds true, then this is the movie where Rey discovers her true heritage.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby poorpete » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:43 pm

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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Stan » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:12 pm

One thing to remember is that the plural of jedi is jedi.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Eliahad » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:17 pm

So it should actually be:

"The Lasts Jedi"?

Like "Courts Marshall?"
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Mrs.Darcs » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:03 pm

So all the Jedi live but the last movie in the trilogy isn't about Jedi at all? So it's the Last Jedi Movie?
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby poorpete » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:16 pm

Maybe the next one will be called Return of the Last Jedi?
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Cazmonster » Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:24 am

If Luke doesn't make it through this movie, it will wreck me. With Han gone, and Carrie Fisher gone, they can't take Luke too.

I really hope Luke has been in seclusion trying to find a way to bring the Force into balance.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Tahlvin » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:54 am

Actually read an : the last jedi is Snoke.
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Postby poorpete » Tue Jan 31, 2017 1:46 pm

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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Cazmonster » Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:48 pm

Also, I want to see Luke and Rey tearing ass on badguys. They set the bar high with Vader in Rogue one and both Kylo and Rey in Force Awakens.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby poorpete » Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:20 am

I expect Leia to have a cape CGI'd onto her so that in Episode 9 she can creep around as a body-double, Plan 9 style.

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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Mike » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:12 am

The Last Jedi is plural.

The official title of the movie has now been released in multiple languages, and in any language where the article or adjective requires a choice between plural or singular form, it is always plural.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Mike » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:17 am

Also, nerd circles seem to be obsessed with Rey's "New Look" for the new movie...



Hair up... hair down... I don't care. She's a badass. I'm looking forward to this.
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby poorpete » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:21 pm

Good job, Stan!

Are the only people to wear their hair like that is emo Anakin and emo Kylo? Does this means she might turn emo too?
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Re: Write "The Last Jedi"

Postby Eliahad » Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:03 pm

Qui Gonn also wore his hair like that, and he was a bad-ass.
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