Office Pool: Kyle's Mustache

[Kyle]

I shaved off my beard for an 80s prom murder mystery party we did on New Year's. Now I have this mustache:







These pictures were taken half an hour ago. Post up on the date that you believe I will shave off the mustache.

Rules:

1. I will not simply let my beard grow out and trim the mustache back. I agree to daily shave everything but the mustache. When I desire, I will shave the mustache too.

2. I will not shave it today-- so the first legitimate guess will be for January 4, 2017.

3. You cannot pick a day that someone else has picked.

4. You cannot pick a day before January 3, 2017.

5. I agree to post that I have shaved my mustache the same day or day after I shaved it.

6. I will not look at this thread again before I shave my mustache, so as not to be influenced by your guesses.

7. Once you have posted your guess, you cannot change it.

[/u]I am formally requesting that Mike edit this post as guesses are made to list the guesses at the beginning of this post.[/u]

Things to know:

1. Everyone in my family hates the mustache. My kids call it a "pedo-stache."

2. Most of my co-workers are so disturbed by the mustache that they refuse to make eye contact with me.

3. I have been referred to as "Principal Rooney" twice and "Officer Farva" twice.

January 7 -- Ronster
January 8 -- Phoebe
January 9 -- Zombie
January 10 -- Mike

January 15 -- Tahlvin

February 1 -- Caz

[Ronster]

January 7th

[Phoebe]

I love it and hope you never shave it off! Maybe if it has a negative impact on your sex life, that would influence the shaving, so the real question is how your wife feels about it. She may hate it but that doesn't mean it will negatively impact your sex life. At least, not right away. I am also guessing you wouldn't show up for e.g. a big deposition or trial with that on your face, so it would help to know your work calendar. But really you should quit your job before shaving off that mustache, so who cares?

Oh yeah, I'll guess Jan 8 because it's Elvis' birthday and Sunday if the weekend has gone poorly you might need to shave it off to get laid.

[buckett]

Really enjoyed your work in Super Troopers

[Phoebe]

WOW! That's uncanny.

[Mike]

More guesses!

[Tahlvin]

January 15.

[Cazmonster]

February 1.

[Phoebe]

This is sounding like the Price is Right.

[Zombie]

January 9

[Kyle]

Today, January 22, 2017-- I shaved my mustache. Tahlvin wins.

[Tahlvin]

I never win anything. Thank you. What's my prize?

[Cazmonster]

And here I thought Kyle would make a whole month. Where's the stamina Kyle?

[Kyle]

Your prize is bragging rights.

Caz- this was out of my hands due to circumstances I can't discuss yet.

[Mike]

Kyle has to go to court, and his client refuses to be represented by a guy who looks like he's hoping to be Milton's replacement in Office Space.