Random Sentences

[Mike]

This is a game I recovered from the ether. If someone wants to take credit for it, they can do so. It looks fun.

One person starts it off by closing their eyes, raising their hands up high, and then dropping a few fingers back down on the keyboard. Any resulting random letters (other characters may be omitted or retained as desired) are used to construct random sentences. The next day, whoever is first to post starts over with a new set of random letters.

To start off:

EURTONV

Eliahad used rancid turnips on Natalie's viola.
Even under rationing, the olives never vanished.

Okay, I'm not very good at this, but I know others of you will be.

[Stan]

Every Umberhulk races towards ontological nihilist verification.

[Cazmonster]

EURTONV

Eastbound underground race track opens new venue.

[Mike]

Eat up! Roast turkey on nutritious vegetables!

[Mike]

Elusive umbrella... rain trickles onto new vestments.

[Eliahad]

EURTONV

Elderly Urologist regrets taking on new venereals.

[Eliahad]

Ernie understood, rationally, that once never-voiced,
embedded urges rose, they opened natural violence.

[Mike]

Bravo!

[Eliahad]

Thank you, I was proud of that one...though I don't want to say out loud how long it took. I think I punctuated it incorrectly, though.

[Cazmonster]

EUR TO NV - Germans flying into Reno for a little gambling.

[Stan]

pasoiyhg


Please, always safely optimize igniting your hand gredades.

Peter Anthony Salk only imbibes yak hair grout.

[Phoebe]

Omg i have died reading these and now am dead.

[Mike]

Pet a sloth on its yellow hat gently.

[Phoebe]

Pet a sloth on its yellow head gently. Yes, that's exactly what I want to do EVERY DAY, so much that I can't think of another sentence.

Pick a sudoku only if you have genius.

[Cazmonster]

Party animals sacrificed over inaugural yearly Hunger Games.