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Random Sentences

Postby Mike » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:45 pm

This is a game I recovered from the ether. If someone wants to take credit for it, they can do so. It looks fun.

One person starts it off by closing their eyes, raising their hands up high, and then dropping a few fingers back down on the keyboard. Any resulting random letters (other characters may be omitted or retained as desired) are used to construct random sentences. The next day, whoever is first to post starts over with a new set of random letters.

To start off:

EURTONV

Eliahad used rancid turnips on Natalie's viola.
Even under rationing, the olives never vanished.

Okay, I'm not very good at this, but I know others of you will be.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Postby Stan » Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:52 pm

Every Umberhulk races towards ontological nihilist verification.
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Cazmonster » Fri Jan 06, 2017 7:01 pm

EURTONV

Eastbound underground race track opens new venue.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Mike » Fri Jan 06, 2017 7:52 pm

Eat up! Roast turkey on nutritious vegetables!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Mike » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:07 pm

Elusive umbrella... rain trickles onto new vestments.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Eliahad » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:36 pm

EURTONV

Elderly Urologist regrets taking on new venereals.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Eliahad » Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:48 pm

Ernie understood, rationally, that once never-voiced,
embedded urges rose, they opened natural violence.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Mike » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:23 pm

Bravo!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Eliahad » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:18 pm

Thank you, I was proud of that one...though I don't want to say out loud how long it took. I think I punctuated it incorrectly, though.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Cazmonster » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:51 pm

EUR TO NV - Germans flying into Reno for a little gambling.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Stan » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:12 am

pasoiyhg


Please, always safely optimize igniting your hand gredades.

Peter Anthony Salk only imbibes yak hair grout.
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Phoebe » Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:53 am

Omg i have died reading these and now am dead.
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Mike » Sat Jan 07, 2017 11:45 am

Pet a sloth on its yellow hat gently.
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Phoebe » Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:50 pm

Pet a sloth on its yellow head gently. Yes, that's exactly what I want to do EVERY DAY, so much that I can't think of another sentence.

Pick a sudoku only if you have genius.
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Re: Random Sentences

Postby Cazmonster » Sat Jan 07, 2017 6:09 pm

Party animals sacrificed over inaugural yearly Hunger Games.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."

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