I went looking for Pure Steam, 'cause I'm thinking of getting a copy to peruse and I found this guy:
Pure Steam
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Eliahad
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Pure Steam
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
Re: Pure Steam
Purvis: "Well, you know what I have to do now."
GM (smiling knowingly): "Yup. I think I do."
Purvis: "BANJO RIFLE!"
[Critical hit.]
GM: "That is not what I was expecting."
GM (smiling knowingly): "Yup. I think I do."
Purvis: "BANJO RIFLE!"
[Critical hit.]
GM: "That is not what I was expecting."
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Eliahad
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Re: Pure Steam
How did I forget that! GENCON 2016 - The Year of Dave's Called Shots
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Cazmonster
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Re: Pure Steam
The multiclassed alchemist / druid terrifies me.
MA/D: I use Animal Friendship on Farmer Maggot's Cow.
GM: Oh Gods, not again. Yes, for you Animal Friendship is a standard action an an automatic success. Petunia is now your friend.
MA/D: I feed Petunia a potion of Explosive Rage.
GM: She consumes it and is overcome with emotion. What target do you have for her?
MA/D: Maggot's Barn. Petunia will do 4d6 damage; plus d8 gore damage on the charge.
GM: You have a sickness.
MA/D: I use Animal Friendship on Farmer Maggot's Cow.
GM: Oh Gods, not again. Yes, for you Animal Friendship is a standard action an an automatic success. Petunia is now your friend.
MA/D: I feed Petunia a potion of Explosive Rage.
GM: She consumes it and is overcome with emotion. What target do you have for her?
MA/D: Maggot's Barn. Petunia will do 4d6 damage; plus d8 gore damage on the charge.
GM: You have a sickness.
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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