Can't Kill This, Chump!

[Elle]

Well Hello there. I am sitting here paying homage to the toilet, waiting to puke my guts out. I cant ever decide whether the pre-puking workup is worse or better than the act puking. But worst is when you puke and then, instead of gradual relief, you develop the certainty of additional rounds. I'm just at the burping up vomit, pre vomit stage. I just want to lay down. Should I sleep right here on bathroom floor? I used to sleep on the hallway floor while waiting for my oldest kid to puke/not puke in bathroom. You can't leave them, yet it sometimes takes hours. Ok, im sleeping in here.

Wrong! Laying was bad. The metallic taste of the dead toxic shellfish is garping out in waves. The ocean that has poisoned me is recreating itself within the gut.

[Tahlvin]

Oh great. For the next 18-19 posts, that's going to be the post I see first when I click on this thread. Please, everyone post as quickly as possible so we can get this to another page and stop seeing that post!

PS - Elle, I hope you feel better soon.

[Ronster]

sure thing!

[Tahlvin]

That's just wrong!

[Mike]

[Ronster]

I think it is important to reassure Elle that we are not making light of her illness and the horrible unpleasantness that accompanies a stomach problem. Heretofore it should be noted that all scenes of vomiting as such are not intended to worsen, exploit or laugh at Elle's condition, rather it is preferable to annoy the delicate sensibilities of Tahlvin who has challenged me(I feel personally) to make the top post of all the following pages of this thread a post about vomit.

That being said, I have the utmost respect for Tahlvin and wish to move this thread to the next page one barf at a time.

[Elle]

It's morning now, you can stop! Though I'm not really excited about breakfast yet.

[Mike]

[Elle]

Most accurate one, points.

[Tahlvin]

[Ronster]

[Mike]

[Tahlvin]

[Ronster]

[Cazmonster]

[Elle]

I still feel nauseous. For some reason these gifs have no effect on that, perhaps because they don't remind me of actually vomiting. It's almost always a slow, fits-and-starts kind of process. Chloe is like this too - lots of little episodes with breaks in between. Buffy vomits like a scene from the exorcist - a firehose of uncontrolled projectiles. You just hope she makes it to a toilet; otherwise, doom. One time she threw up a berry sundae all over the bathroom floor because she couldn't quite make it to the toilet. Literally the entire bathroom except the ceiling was sprayed with vomit. The entire floor was COATED in pink slime. I have never seen anything like it.

Dog vomit is the worst, but it seems to always clump up in a little pile(s).

The internet is not able to tell me whether I need to seek actual medical help for being poisoned by shellfish. I do not feel well and have a few minor weird neurological symptoms, like depth perception is off.

[Tahlvin]

[Elle]

Surprised by joy.

[Mike]

[Ronster]