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From the "Out of Context D&D" Tumblr Blog...
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:41 pm
by Zen
Is cutting your own arm off a free action?
— our fighter who was trying to keep poison from spreading to the rest of his body
(In a way, I don't particularly like it when they provide the context... It is funnier without knowing there is a reason for him to want to know if cutting off one's own arm is a free action...)
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:19 pm
by Mike
Besides, it's a obviously a full round action AND it requires a Will save.
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:08 pm
by Elle
Yes, I believe in some cases it requires an entire feature length movie.
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:30 am
by Cazmonster
Troll Street Sam: Oh! Right, right. So what do I roll to de-arm him?
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 2:17 am
by Zen
What? It's just a flesh wound!
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:24 pm
by Zen
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:35 am
by Zen
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:02 pm
by DMDarcs
"Why would he want to stab me? I'm half-naked!"
--cleric of Sharess
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:50 pm
by Zen
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:36 pm
by Zen
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:43 pm
by Zen
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:30 pm
by Zen
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 12:07 am
by Zen
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Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2016 4:09 pm
by Zen
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:55 am
by Zen
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:34 am
by Zen
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:45 am
by Mike
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:38 am
by Phoebe
Yeah, that's the whole point: "OUT OF CONTEXT"
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:05 pm
by Zen
I totally agree! I especially like the one about not body-shaming the golem! No context and words of wisdom to live by!
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:05 pm
by Zen