Nerd Pride Radio

There are six rules for people (other than me) to make valid posts in this thread after this post. Figure them out. Invalid posts will not be deleted, but I will comment that they are invalid and note which rules were broken by it. Each person that figures out a rule gets a point. Most points wins. The game will not close until all rules are guessed. If the game is abandoned, all scores will be reduced to zero and I win.

THE RULES:

RULE 1: After making a post, you must wait for at least one other person to post before making another post. (Guessed by Mike)

RULE 2: Your post must be two sentences.

RULE 3: Your post cannot contain a question.

RULE 4: Your post must contain a word that starts with the letter E.

RULE 5: Your post must contain at least one bolded word.

RULE 6: ELIMINATED. It was: Your post must contain one of Nerd Pride Radio's non-animated emojis.

CURRENT STANDINGS:
Zombie: 3
Mike: 1
Flameblade: 1

Cool!

Kyle, I got this, because I have x-ray vision which allows me to see the rules, but it makes me dizzy, so I can quit peeking if you just ask nicely.

Kyle, I got this, because I have x-ray vision which allows me to see the rules, but it makes me dizzy, so I can quit peeking if you just ask nicely.

just like you to make arbitrary rules

Point of clarification: You do not have to make a valid post to guess a rule.

Rule 1 is: After making a post, you must wait for at least one other person to post before making another post.

19 is my favorite number, by the way.

Also, can I ask a question?

Is it a dog?