[NBR:RPST]Round 4 Losers: Zombie v. Pete
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:16 am
It's the battle of the heels! Here we are with the penultimate matchup in the losers bracket! The winner goes on to meet the Janken King to determine who will go to the finals! The loser... GOES HOME! And I normally don't cheer for contestants to lose- but we're all going to be winners when one of these scoundrels has to pack it up and leave!
Our first finger blaster is Dunder Miflin Paper Company, Inc. you'll recall that this dishonest villain cheated and lied himself to this point. Rather than skill and forethought, he's relied on dirty tricks and luck. And now he's entering the ring! He's circling the ropes, egging on the boobirds in the stands! Give it to him, guys! BOOOO! GET RECYCLED, DUNDER MIFLIN PAPER COMPANY, INC.!
And here comes our next competitor! Once thought-- even by this reporter-- to be the pinnacle example of honor and civility, Zbungrub's Revenge proved in the last match that he'll resort to any nasty, dirty, underhanded trick he can to beat his opponent. Worse yet- he used his garbage tactics to defeat one of the most noble, greatest competitors we've seen since Kyle Picked Scissors retired! As an update on the ongoing World RPS Congress' investigation into Zbungrub's Revenge's cheating- the ruling body determined that the rules rely on the referee to enforce all rules prohibiting acts of interference by non-competitors. Thus, even though it was the lowest, most despicable form of victory- a victory it still is. As a mitigating result, however, Zbungrub's Revenge's son and grandson (who it turns out was just a little person posing as his grandson) have been kicked off the premises and are not allowed to be present.
Okay folks- enough of me flapping my word hole! Contestants- move to the center of the ring, give the ceremonial wink and then... LET'S THROW FINGERS!
Our first finger blaster is Dunder Miflin Paper Company, Inc. you'll recall that this dishonest villain cheated and lied himself to this point. Rather than skill and forethought, he's relied on dirty tricks and luck. And now he's entering the ring! He's circling the ropes, egging on the boobirds in the stands! Give it to him, guys! BOOOO! GET RECYCLED, DUNDER MIFLIN PAPER COMPANY, INC.!
And here comes our next competitor! Once thought-- even by this reporter-- to be the pinnacle example of honor and civility, Zbungrub's Revenge proved in the last match that he'll resort to any nasty, dirty, underhanded trick he can to beat his opponent. Worse yet- he used his garbage tactics to defeat one of the most noble, greatest competitors we've seen since Kyle Picked Scissors retired! As an update on the ongoing World RPS Congress' investigation into Zbungrub's Revenge's cheating- the ruling body determined that the rules rely on the referee to enforce all rules prohibiting acts of interference by non-competitors. Thus, even though it was the lowest, most despicable form of victory- a victory it still is. As a mitigating result, however, Zbungrub's Revenge's son and grandson (who it turns out was just a little person posing as his grandson) have been kicked off the premises and are not allowed to be present.
Okay folks- enough of me flapping my word hole! Contestants- move to the center of the ring, give the ceremonial wink and then... LET'S THROW FINGERS!