Nerd Pride Radio

How does my butthole know to only let out air when i'm not sitting on a toilet. Like- sometimes I really have to squat out a deuce, right? But then I'll feel like a fart. So then I fart, but that's all that comes out.

What's the sorcery behind this?

Is my sphincter super intelligent and can hyper manipulate itself to untense only a certain area around the gas? Is my colon super intelligent and knows how to prioritize air and let it skip the line in front of solid fecal matter?

Someone answer this.

Not going into specifics, but due to an antibiotic I took a few years ago, my butthole became very dumb.

Put this in the wrong section. Moving it.

Also- sorry about your dumb butt. But thank you for introducing me to Numberwang.

I don't understand the question. Does this mean you pass gas only when you are not on the toilet, and then on the toilet you would poop but not pass gas? And... your butt decides which way this goes? Dude. Or as the young say, Bruh. Men are a whole different species.

This is the true purpose of the hemorrhoid.

I don't even poop, much less pass the slightest bit of gas, but if I did I would not need a hemorrhoid to help regulate the gate. My God.

It's all about relative density and malleability.

And Phoebe, you’re thinking of piles, or inflamed hemorrhoids. Normal hemorrhoids serve an important role.