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Snacking is serious business so that's why this topic isn't in babble.

just ate a white chocolate twix and it tastes like there's cleaning supplies in it. Not a fan.

Almond Butter Snickers bar

... On a scale of 1-10

Flavor: 8 (approaches Whitman's Sampler...the good pieces)
Consistency: 7 Not too sticky, not too hard
Coating: 7 (milk chocolate, not too thick)
Mouth Feel: 9 Buttery!
Portion size: 7 (it is actually two smaller squares instead of a bar.)
Sweetness: 7

Overall this is as close to a gift box chocolate you can get in a candy bar...

I've yet to find a white chocolate version of a candy bar that isn't an abomination.

Almond Butter Snickers sounds good though.

one of life's great pleasures is when all the junior mints at the bottom of the box meld into a single "mint supreme"

I recently had a piece of peanut butter snickers that was yummy yummerson.

I love me some peanut butter anything, just a delightful food.

Agreed, but the ketchup on banana slices lost me.

To be fair tough, was it a LEFT white chocolate Twix? Cuz the left ones are disgusting. No quality control at all in that factory.

For your delectation:
Milky Way Fudge (King Size)

Flavor: 6 not very fudgy
Consistency: 6 not hard to chew, but like fudge it is to be savored, not chewed heavily. It can make your jaw tired
Coating: 7 (milk chocolate, not too thick)
Mouth Feel: 8 mmmmm fudge
Portion size: 8 (2 bars..typical king size)
Sweetness: 9 almost overpowering

Flavor: 9 it's that good ...bits of nuts and pretzel with the caramel
Consistency: 7 breaks like it should, but not to brittle and not bendy
Coating: N/A
Mouth Feel: 9 chew it or let it melt...both are nice experiences
Portion size: 8 above average for a King Size
Sweetness: 7 which for me is just right
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Aroma Memory: Combined effects o the taste and smell remind me of going to a fair or the circus

There's a new King of the King Size candy bars

Flavor: 10 (easily bests Whitman's Sampler)
Consistency: 7 Not too sticky, not too hard
Coating: 8 (milk chocolate, thick enough to taste. Compliment the other ingredients of the confection.
Mouth Feel: 9 Buttery and now with an awesome Maple flavor.
Portion size: 7 (it is actually two smaller squares instead of a bar.)
Sweetness: 8 near perfection

They are sinfully excellent.

The saddest birthday cake

Flavor: 3 almost none...I mean birthday cake is whatever kind of cake you like, but this one's just icing flavor
Consistency: 4 fluffy white whipped filling with bits of color
Coating: 4 A weak effort....unless you like Three Musketeers for the coating
Mouth Feel: 7 Fun to eat, but because it is whipped it is mostly air that is squishy
Portion size: 6 for a KING size it was decidedly peasant-ish..only about 25 -33% larger than a normal TMCB (Three Musketeers Candy Bar)
Sweetness: 10 No, that's not a good thing. In fact I almost choked due to the overwhelming sweetness...In fact I could not taste much "flavor" other than sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet,sweet. Which is lazy design... just fill it with sugar and they will come.

CONCLUSION: It needed D'Artagnan to save it.

Note: I may be harder on this one because it used to be my favorite when it was plain and I was 7 years old

Good form, color, combo sweet-tart flavor, 9 out of 10 stars!