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How much longer 'til Antman?

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Hey- it's still a shrink ray. It's a laser and it shrinks things. Shrink ray.

Yes. It shrinks things.

A Ray of Shrinking Very Specific Things!

No wait... now that I've reread it, I revise my earlier position. I didn't realize it actually and truly shrank things. I assumed it was a metaphor, but it's a shrink ray! It's a ray... that shrinks! Too cool. I mean, sure it's not going to be able to shrink a person... at least not yet. But if I'm reading the article correctly (and I know I am), then that sort of thing can't be far behind.

Okay, don’t be a dick. If you actually read the article, you’d realize that we’re probably only ten years out from Virgin Airlines offering tourist trips to the Quantum Realm.

Which means, if you use it on a person, well, at least the first time, it's gonna hurt

I just don't understand why we need to try this new technology on Ray as opposed to anyone else.

I think Freud calls this sort of thing anal-expulsive.

This explains why is brother Robert is so comparatively tall.

I am telling!

I thought you were the one who said size doesn't matter.