Internet Holes
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:26 pm
Do you fall into these and if so, what are they? Obviously... youtube videos with the autoplay. But that can go on in the background sometimes while you live your life and get things done. The true enemies are different; they suck up an hour and you have no idea who you even ARE afterward.
The worst one, perennial offender, is Google maps/earth where you can just roam and roam and roam around on street view down the unmarked alleyways of some small town in rural Egypt or South Africa or Indonesia, checking out the 360 photos and such. I like to find weird stuff on it, like the other day when I came across a perfect German Bakery in a coastal Egyptian resort town, everything on the web in English. Who visits this bakery? Who finds it on the web and goes there? I have questions.
Anyway, I just looked through about 500,000 bizarrely printed tablecloths on Amazon. Hopping from rock to rock across tablecloth creek, you find that an entire national economy somewhere is being supported by nothing but tableclothes. W. T. F. where do they come from and where are they all going?
The worst one, perennial offender, is Google maps/earth where you can just roam and roam and roam around on street view down the unmarked alleyways of some small town in rural Egypt or South Africa or Indonesia, checking out the 360 photos and such. I like to find weird stuff on it, like the other day when I came across a perfect German Bakery in a coastal Egyptian resort town, everything on the web in English. Who visits this bakery? Who finds it on the web and goes there? I have questions.
Anyway, I just looked through about 500,000 bizarrely printed tablecloths on Amazon. Hopping from rock to rock across tablecloth creek, you find that an entire national economy somewhere is being supported by nothing but tableclothes. W. T. F. where do they come from and where are they all going?