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Just One Wish

Postby Kyle » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:18 pm

A Jinni gives you one wish. You can't wish for more wishes or anything like that-- you just get the one. The Jinni will also fulfill the intent of your wish-- meaning there will be no "monkey's paw" twist to it-- what you want is what you'll get. What do you wish for?
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby TheMaster » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:50 pm

I would wish for the ability to understand anything.
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby DMDarcs » Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:59 pm

I would wish to be the sole jackpot winner on the next lottery ticket I buy.
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby akiva » Thu Jun 16, 2016 5:55 pm

A tenured job at a liberal arts college. Maybe.

Maybe I'd switch identities with someone.
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby Cazmonster » Thu Jun 16, 2016 6:44 pm

Keep my children safe when I cannot.
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby El Jefe » Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:09 am

A permanent guest hosting gig on this podcast I followed where two brothers constantly talked about old Burger King chairs in their basement.
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby akiva » Fri Jun 17, 2016 7:59 am

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Re: Just One Wish

Postby Mike » Fri Jun 17, 2016 9:35 am

I wish that the jinni would lose the ability to remember that I've made any previous wishes immediately after granting them.

Granted. Now what would you like for your first wish?

I wish that DMDarcs would be the sole jackpot winner on the next lottery ticket he buys.

Granted. Now what would you like for your first wish?

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Re: Just One Wish

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Re: Just One Wish

Postby TheMaster » Fri Jun 17, 2016 11:35 am

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Re: Just One Wish

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Re: Just One Wish

Postby buckett » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:30 pm

Turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby buckett » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:31 pm

BTW if you pick flying over either time travel or invisibility you really haven't thought this through.
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Re: Just One Wish

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Re: Just One Wish

Postby buckett » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:45 pm

For one, I'm not sure how flying would make you rich unless you plan on becoming some kind of travelling freak show.

Personally I'd wish for the remote control in the classic Adam Sandler film, Click, but with rewind and pause buttons included (I believe it only had the fast forward button).
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby buckett » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:48 pm

Correction: the remote from Click did at least have a pause button. Your editors regret this error.
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Re: Just One Wish

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Re: Just One Wish

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Re: Just One Wish

Postby Kyle » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:55 pm

Look- it's like playing a videogame in god mode. And as we all know, when you start playing in god mode, you quickly lose interest because it's not fun anymore.

Are you not interested in experiencing joy? Like the joy of skimming over the ocean at 70 mph as you fly just inches above its surface?
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Re: Just One Wish

Postby buckett » Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:56 pm

Uhh, God mode? I missed it - did you wish for invincibility too?

What about your legacy when an F-35 Lightning II shoots you out of the sky for violating FAA airspace?
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