Nerd Pride Radio

Assume you could have your loved ones, or whoever you wanted, there in your last moments to hear your final words. What would they be?

I hope that I still have the wherewithal to say to my wife and kids, "With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg." They'd get it.

A simple "I love you and I'm proud of you".

We say "I love you" a lot at our house. Like, a lot a lot. We are also touchers and we hug frequently. And as we leave the house, "Go forth and be awesome!" is our farewell. We tell each other how much we appreciate specific actions like doing the dishes, taking out the trash, or putting a TON of effort into their homework and studying frequently because even though it's stuff that just has to get done, it's always nice when someone pitches in to help and we don't have to nag each other to do it. So if I were to land on death's door tomorrow, a simple "I love you and I'm proud of you" is all I would say, because I've worked really hard to make sure they know I mean it.

"Suicide Squad totally sucked."

"The key to the hidden gold is in my arrgggghhhh..."

Something that I ponder time to time...how should I get out of this life. If I am bound to bed, that would be horrible.

So. Buy expensive car. Run it off a cliff in California on 83rd birthday. That would be my last words.

I'm sorry.