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Ranting

Postby Cazmonster » Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:36 pm

Our documentation is not the kind of documentation a Top 100 company ought to have. I waste so much time for things that should be written down and aren't.
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Re: Ranting

Postby Iantha » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:46 am

My administrator frequently gives me projects, takes them back before I've had a chance to get even half-way done, then gives me more projects with a "You seem to be underutilized, and I'm sure you don't want to go down to part time, so I'd like you to work on a project for me..."
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Re: Ranting

Postby Cazmonster » Sun Jul 23, 2017 3:33 am

Paul should punch that guy in the epiglottis.
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Re: Ranting

Postby Kyle » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:31 pm

I'm not clear if the manager is a man or a woman, but in either case, I think Iantha should punch them in epiglottis.
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Re: Ranting

Postby Iantha » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:46 pm

Tell you what, Caz. You torch your place for poor documentation and I'll punch Dawn in the epiglottis for being a shitty manager and low key threatening my job if I don't take on the projects that she was supposed to be doing in the first place.

I do love Paul, and I do love working on projects with Paul, but I handle my own wet work.
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Re: Ranting

Postby Tahlvin » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:19 pm

That's where it pays (literally) to be a contractor paid by the hour. If they change their mind and want me to work on something else, that's just more billable hours for me. It's done a lot to help me not give two shits whether they keep changing their mind, or decide to go a different direction halfway through a project, etc.
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Re: Ranting

Postby Iantha » Tue Jul 25, 2017 1:31 pm

Yeah, I was a contractor for a few years but with the language industry here it's kind of hit-or-miss on hours. I really need a steady, predictable income right now. Otherwise I'd totally go back to being an independent contractor.
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Re: Ranting

Postby Phoebe » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:16 pm

I love the warm, comforting scent of well-conceived policy language. I assume that's rather like documentation? Not red tape, mind you, but just well-conceived policy language.
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Re: Ranting

Postby El Jefe » Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:35 pm

I'm a huge fan of how documentation (outside of the IT world, in particular) has effectively become viewed as a way to indicate how replaceable you are. "Well, you wrote all this down for us, so what do we need you for now?"
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Re: Ranting

Postby Phoebe » Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:47 am

How else are we supposed to figure out what to program the robot to do?

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