Nerd Pride Radio

You have them right? I mean, it depends on the day and the kid, but you favor one over the other sometimes, right? Or at least, you enjoy one more than the other. And sometimes that changes because kids change, and you mood changes, etc. But you've got favorites. You know you do.

Hauze knows what I'm talking about.

By the way- my favorite kid has never changed: Gary Coleman.

And by the way, kids ALWAYS have a favorite parent as well. You know they do, right? The parent they would choose to live with in case of divorce, if they were given the choice. The one that gets fewer eye rolls.

That's for sure. Unfortunately, I think I'm the favorite to only one-- MAYBE.

My God, no. I hope my kids don't have favorites either. The dog likes me better and that's just fine.

Denial.

When it comes to the family pets, they definitely all see me as the alpha human.

When the world becomes a nuclear wasteland, Tahlvin gets the title of "Emperor of the Gerbils, Hamsters, and other assorted things."

We've got a BIG black lab and 3 house cats. To heck with the little house pets; I'm taming a wolf pack and turning it to my will!