Nerd Pride Radio

I won! I f'ing won! Suck it losers! Suck! It! SUCKITSUCKITSUCKIT!

Also, Jeff loves me and I love him. So the rest of you can... SUCKIT!

Also also- I didn't tabulate the scores. Just spitballing here. Oh- spitballing-- another thing Hauze loves.

Official score that some admin can put in the first post. Because I'm obsessive and details are my jam. Yes, I just used that phrase.

Mike - 3 points
Phoebe - 7.5 points
Eliahad - (-1) points
Kyle - 12.25 points
Tahlvin - 0.25 points
Stan - 5 points

SUCKITSUCKITSUCKIT!

The phrase "my jam".

Sorry, Mike. You came in fourth. The game is closed. You can't make up for it now.

So, if you'll be so kind... please suck it.

Hubris

The hamsters that power his various modes of transportation are dear to El Jefe's heart.

Lip Sync Battle

Tom Holland on Lip Sync Battle

Yeah! Your Whose Line scoring method needs specific rules and consistency!

I also think Jeff LOVES sarcasm.

Jeff loves not breathing tar and carbon monoxide.

Fine. You want it to be that way?

Things Jeff LOVES:

Eclipse Van
Secret Menu items at Starbucks
Poodles
Any show on the Food Network that has "Wars" in the title
And speaking of which: Guy Fieri
Betsy Devos
The music of Toby Keith
French Nationalism
Healing Through Essential Oils
Vogue Magazine

Heat in particular, Micheal Mann in general
Clerks in particular, Kevin Smith in general
Centralia
Works by Neil Gaiman? I think?
Claremont's run on X-Men
Gambit?

Oh! Battletech. I forgot Battletech.

Edit: Not that I'm disputing your scoring, but I find it kind of hilarious that you hate Gambit more than you love Heat.

Oh good one, I forgot: Dwarves.

Magically just thought of another one: Breakfast Foods, and not having to restrict Breakfast Foods senselessly to "Breakfast"!