Nerd Pride Radio

I heard they left because they stole someone's credit card and went on a spree.

[vc="Jeff Goldblum"]Those fuckers![/vc]

When I am sitting here at a stoplight needlessly because somebody who has a really sexy expensive sports car is incapable of driving it more effectively than I can drive my Behemoth vehicles.

Pardon me for wanting to get home safely. I'm sorry that your time is more important than my children's lives.

What's that you say? Sorry, couldn't hear you over the crunching metal of your car as I drove straight over the top of it.

I'm in a hurry to get to "Lululemon" so that I can crush it into smithereens too. W. T. F. I mean, just WTF is Lululemon, ? I didn't even know this was a thing.

There are times when I want a bazooka. Not so much to use to blow people to smithereens, just to get them to leave and not come back.

My weapon of choice would be like a bazooka, but it wouldn't fire explosives. No, it would fire dodgeballs. Because very often, I would just like to watch someone all over and hear that satisfying HUANGG sound.

::FOOOMP::

*Gloing gloing gloing*

My previous post should have said "fall over", not "all over". That would be a REALLY weird fetish.

Freak.

Big Spoon.

Did I do that wrong?

Yes. But that's what makes it so hot.

::foompf:: *whistle* *gloing*

Man, I can't wait until I get to hold Aiden's hand again!

Yeah - sleeping at Gencon seems rife with hijinks. looking forward to it.

My doctor advised me to avoid all hijinkery for the foreseeable future. Maybe I'll sleep in the tub.

I realize this is a bit late to the game but it's on my mind since I'm feeling grateful that Benadryl was able to (? hopefully ?) solve some things today, and if not, I need that damn pen to be around. I've had an Epipen close at hand for most of my life now and only a few times has it been improved, which could justify a leap up in price. There have been no significant improvements in this item for years. There is no "pay these higher fees so that we can fund vital new drug research" going on here. Doctors have told me that you can keep the things usefully long past the expiration date, but soon I'm going to need to shell out hundreds for an updated one unless they can get this price gouging nonsense solved quickly. This is not a "free market" outcome when they won't allow other competition to emerge. If I were a maker of generic drugs, I would be all over this like chocolate on a pretzel. I might add that since I was a small child (like 5) I have never once eaten an allergen without inquiries beforehand to determine if there were any present, and I have had to use the pen multiple times in my life. So you really DO need one no matter how careful you are. And this is not even considering the many instances like today when I was miserable because of some minor trace exposure to the dark food of evil and had to try the Benadryl option.