Things Jeff LOVES

[Kyle]

I won! I f'ing won! Suck it losers! Suck! It! SUCKITSUCKITSUCKIT!

Also, Jeff loves me and I love him. So the rest of you can... SUCKIT!

Also also- I didn't tabulate the scores. Just spitballing here. Oh- spitballing-- another thing Hauze loves.

[El Jefe]

Official score that some admin can put in the first post. Because I'm obsessive and details are my jam. Yes, I just used that phrase.

Mike - 3 points
Phoebe - 7.5 points
Eliahad - (-1) points
Kyle - 12.25 points
Tahlvin - 0.25 points
Stan - 5 points

[Kyle]

SUCKITSUCKITSUCKIT!

[Mike]

The phrase "my jam".

[Kyle]

Sorry, Mike. You came in fourth. The game is closed. You can't make up for it now.

So, if you'll be so kind... please suck it.

[El Jefe]

[Kyle]

Hubris

[El Jefe]

[Cazmonster]

The hamsters that power his various modes of transportation are dear to El Jefe's heart.

[Mike]

Lip Sync Battle

Tom Holland on Lip Sync Battle

[Iantha]

[Mike]

Yeah! Your Whose Line scoring method needs specific rules and consistency!

I also think Jeff LOVES sarcasm.

[Cazmonster]

Jeff loves not breathing tar and carbon monoxide.

[El Jefe]

[Kyle]

Fine. You want it to be that way?

Things Jeff LOVES:

Eclipse Van
Secret Menu items at Starbucks
Poodles
Any show on the Food Network that has "Wars" in the title
And speaking of which: Guy Fieri
Betsy Devos
The music of Toby Keith
French Nationalism
Healing Through Essential Oils
Vogue Magazine

[salvation122]

Heat in particular, Micheal Mann in general
Clerks in particular, Kevin Smith in general
Centralia
Works by Neil Gaiman? I think?
Claremont's run on X-Men
Gambit?

[El Jefe]

[salvation122]

Oh! Battletech. I forgot Battletech.

Edit: Not that I'm disputing your scoring, but I find it kind of hilarious that you hate Gambit more than you love Heat.

[Phoebe]

Oh good one, I forgot: Dwarves.

Magically just thought of another one: Breakfast Foods, and not having to restrict Breakfast Foods senselessly to "Breakfast"!

[El Jefe]