Nerd Pride Radio

The only rule is that your post has to have absolutely nothing to do with the previous post!

In absentia, I declare the following: Nevermore shall my offspring covet the product of my offspring!

Cheese continues to be the primary protein building my children.

I wish I still liked Mountain Dew.

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Minions. Minions are just the absolute worst.

So how do you like your ethics: utilitarian or deontological?

This is the 3rd winter that one of our cars has had virtually no heater. Saves us $900 but at what cost?

Why didn't I sell my soul when I had the chance?

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You cannot silence me! The truth demands to be free! Mike's a hillbilly!

Attica! Attica! Attica!

Well, I successfully ran my first "Goodreads Giveaway"... at least up to the point of it ending... I still need to sign the book and ship it to the winner... I have a really good sharpie for that at work that I want to use to sign with that I keep forgetting to take home... I'll do it this weekend.

I'm worried that my mustache isn't funny enough to keep for much longer.

I think the greatest of all Batman movies is Batman and Robin... nipple-suits and all. Joel Schumacher is a cinematic genius.

I declare War to be one of the best funk rock groups of all time. Their instrumentals are varied and always interesting. Plus, I always love it in Lowrider comes on the radio.

Though Spill the Wine still confuses me. Do you think that the band was aware of Grieg? Does that make Eric Burdon a troll? Or is he stealing a trolls daughter?

I still don't understand my love for the Boots of Striding and Springing. They are hands-down my favorite magic item in Pathfinder/D&D. I even get that they are a low- to mid-level item at best, but the idea of a 1st level barbarian with a 35 foot long jump just tickles me.

After that, I think Folding Boat may be my next favorite.

Caz- what happens if you become lactose intolerant?

I mistakenly removed the content from Phoebe's last post, but have since been shown the error of my ways. I feel terrible, and I'd like to formally apologize to Phoebe. Sorry about that.

The deleted content has since been restored, and hopefully we can all put this ugly incident behind us. Thanks.

Caz- are you even listening to me? Hello?

Dangerous hillbillies are in many places and cannot make the talky sounds right and are deeply confused about metaphysics.

Caz- like... for real, dude. Are you intentionally ignoring me?