Nerd Pride Radio

They told me smoking would make me cool and would attract the chicks. This isn't what I had in mind.

Stop worrying already. I picked the perfect disguise. I'll sneak in under their radar and be gone with the goods, and they'll never even know it. Who's gonna suspect me, looking like this? And take that stupid cigarette out of your mouth. You look ridiculous.

Damn it, Caz! That was the word, thank you!

I was going to say, "Hey! Two bits and I'll let you touch my cock."

There are a several things with that. Mainly that it's a hen. Oh well.

"Two bits and you can touch my boiler." Might work though...

So... Did you start playing cello in about fifth grade?

Eight years! Eight years!

I started in third grade.

At least your formal education is what you use to get paid man.

And every day I feel incredibly lucky that that is the case.