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Nerd Pride Radio • Survivor: NPR
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Survivor: NPR

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:58 pm
by Kyle
We're voting people off the island. Only one can be... the survivor.

Rules
When you post up, you can perform one of two actions: (1) you can vote someone off the NPR island; or (2) you can vote someone back on to the NPR island. At the time of this posting, there are sixty members of the NPR forums, and they have all made it on to the island. When you vote for someone to leave, you just vote for someone that has not been eliminated already (or if they were, they were voted back on). When you vote for someone to return, you post up a name of someone that has been eliminated. We will do this until there is only one person left and no more call outs can be made. They will be the ultimate NPR survivor.

Voting Rules: (1) everyone gets to vote, whether or not they've been voted off the island-- thus, getting voted off does not affect your ability to take future actions; (2) when you perform an action (either voting someone on or someone off), you cannot post up and perform another action until two other people have posted valid actions (whether they can be voting someone on or off); (3) you can only choose to vote someone back on the NPR island if there have been at least two votes to kick someone off since the last vote to have someone return-- in other words, after someone has been voted to return, at least two folks have to be removed before you can vote to have someone return again; but you don't have to vote to have someone return ever- you can just keep kicking them off if you want; and (4) you MUST compose a haiku (5 syllables in the first line; 7 in the second and 5 in the third) of at least one verse in honor of the person you kicked off or returned; if you do not include a haiku or if it does not fit the syllable scheme, your vote is void and does not count. If you mess up and your vote is void- do not go back and edit your post, just post again. If you post multiple verses on your haiku, you only need one to fit the syllable scheme, if the others are screwed up, it's okay as long as one is correct. (5) if two days go by and no one has posted, you may vote again. But you cannot vote someone to return still unless there's two votes to remove someone.

I will periodically update the list below to keep track of who's been voted off and back on.

ON THE NPR ISLAND:
Flameblade (I)
Eliahad (II)

OFF THE NPR ISLAND:
Cuppicake13649
hitthegong
Riggah
dan
El Jefe
TheMaster
sclark39
Angry Geek Milhouse
Crazy Elf
Kalebon
VioletMoon
Johnny the Bull
salvation122
Ronster
Reika
Angry Geek D-Rod
Gygax
donkey Hotay
ThatJoel
Irish Fan
Pez
Kyle (I)
Reginald
WillyGilligan
farfromsober
mattfencl (I)
Walrus
Wowie
SeriousPaul
Ximnipot69
Threadbare
Nadia Jaen
Thatcash
SumDumTrim
Daz
poorpete
Zombie
Bonefish
Zen
daki
Bluedevyl
Producefarmer
Pdyx
Big_Jim
Phoebe (I)
Mrs.Darcs
Elle(I)
Tahlvin (I)
bralbovsky
mimekiller (I)
Phil Connors (VI)
buckett(II)
Stan (II)
Mike (IV)
Iantha (I)
akiva (I)
Cazmonster (I)
DMDarcs (I)

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:00 pm
by Kyle
I'm voting off Cuppicake13649:

You were here, then gone.
And now I will vote you off.
You're welcome, Gygax.

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 3:44 pm
by Tahlvin
I'm voting off hitthegong

You said Hit the Gong.
Consider that gong as hit.
Now we say good bye.

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 4:28 pm
by Kyle
Updated with Rule 5, which I intended to include but forgot.

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:41 pm
by Kyle
I'm voting out Elle.

You've so many names.
Too many cannot survive.
So sorry, Phoebe.

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:14 pm
by Mike
I'm voting out Riggah.


I do not know you.
Can't remember who you are.
So uncomfortable.


[I pronounce it un-kumf-ter-bul]

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:20 pm
by FlameBlade
I'm voting out dan

This place is too small
For imposters to hang out
Only one dan here!

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:10 pm
by Kyle
I'm voting out... El Jefe

You Kevin Smith clone.
You stink of gross sarcasm.
SUICIDE SQUAD RULES!

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:40 pm
by Mike
Vote off TheMaster


You came and you went
Former Best-Friend-in-the-World
Now you have moved on

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:25 pm
by Kyle
I cannot tell you how much I want Phil Connors to win this. He's the greatest guy.

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:31 pm
by FlameBlade
Vote Kyle out.

He so wanted Phil,
Phil Connors to win, win, win.
To make room, Kyle out!

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 11:09 am
by Phoebe
I don't like this plan
Have we not suffered enough
No room for humor

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:22 pm
by akiva
I'm voting out Mike.

He thinks he's king nerd
Rather he is our tyrant
Therefore who needs him?

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:29 pm
by Mike
Thank you!

I'm voting out Phil Connors.


Good morning, ladies.
I already had the jack.
Just being helpful.

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:09 pm
by FlameBlade
I'm voting Phil back in.

Phil, I promised Kyle.
To keep you on this island
Because I booted!

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 7:39 am
by Kyle
I’m voting out sclark39

Stephen or just Steve?
Or maybe you are Sammy?
Who cares. Ya’ done, son!

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:00 am
by Mike
Voting out Angry Geek Milhouse


Angry Geek Milhouse
Why so angry, Geek Milhouse?
Why so angry, geek?

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:40 pm
by Kyle
Note: I deleted Phoebes post— not because it wasn’t brilliant haiku (it was)— but because it confuses the posts as to who’s been voted in or out.

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:12 am
by akiva
I'm voting out Crazy Elf

Mad Australian
Shows up on 9/11
Vive la difference?

Re: Survivor: NPR

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:11 am
by Kyle
I'm voting out Kalebon

If we reverse it,
Your name means "Good Kale" in French.
So long, superfood.