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The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:58 pm
by Kyle
So a horse walks into a bar. Most of the people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation.
Re: The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:59 pm
by Kyle
I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis.
Re: The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:00 pm
by Kyle
An owl and a squirrel are sitting on a tree, watching a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
Re: The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:00 pm
by Kyle
How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Re: The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:01 pm
by Kyle
Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients.
Re: The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:02 pm
by Kyle
A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.
Re: The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:02 pm
by Kyle
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
You call him an astronaut.
Re: The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:32 pm
by Kyle
What's the saddest part about a car going over a cliff with four Pollacks in it? They were my best friends.
Re: The Opposite of a Joke
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:56 pm
by Phoebe
Is a Pollack a fish, or - ?