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Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:12 pm
by Kyle
Do you have 11 protons, cause your sodium fine!
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:38 am
by Phoebe
Nope.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:47 am
by Iantha
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:51 am
by Iantha
Are you broca's aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:15 am
by Kyle
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:16 am
by Eliahad
Hey girl, is your quantam waveform collapsing? 'cause either your shirt is on my floor or it' s getting there fast.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:45 am
by Kyle
Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:19 am
by Phoebe
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:43 pm
by Phoebe
I wanna be your secant line.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:45 pm
by Kyle
Damn. I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:07 pm
by Eliahad
Wow babe, you must be my sine, because your curves just don't quit.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:22 pm
by Mike
Did you just quaff a potion of Felix Felicis? Cuz you're about to get lucky.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:39 pm
by Mike
What's your sine? I'm guessing it's pi/2, because you are definitely the 1.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:44 pm
by Kyle
Are you a cleric? Because you look absolutely divine tonight.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:36 pm
by Eliahad
Hey babe, you exothermic? 'cause I've never met somebody so hot.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:39 pm
by Eliahad
Shit, girl, my electrons just jumped a valance.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:39 pm
by Eliahad
Hey sugar, want to covalent bond?
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:46 pm
by Eliahad
Wow, you must have graduated with honors, because you make me want to cum loudly (laude).
Okay, that was a little crass. I can do better. I'm drunk.
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2017 9:13 am
by Kyle
Re: Nerdy pick up lines
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:44 pm
by mimekiller
Damn girl are you the Joker from the dark knight, cause I would like to fall madly in love with you before repeat viewings reveal some deep flaws in your story structure.