Nerd Pride Radio

Our world traveler, Caveman Sandiego travels 1 mile due south. He then travels 1 mile due east. Then 1 mile due north. He winds up back where he started from. So... where in the world is Caveman Sandiego?

OK... this is a very old riddle, and you probably already know or can easily deduce the answer... but I tricked you! You look there and he's not in that place at all.

THERE'S ANOTHER ANSWER! So NOW where do you look to find our intrepid explorer?

I feel I must be missing it. ?

Here's the easy answer first:

But even though that works, that's not where he is. There's another solution.

There would be a spectrum of answers, but the basic premise is still the same. You'd be

You are correct, sir!

Variations on that solution:

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