Nerd Pride Radio

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Jethro and Elmer think they've got flying cars beat. For a few seconds before mean reality set in.

Well my tri-fold surveillance camera penis says that North is in the opposite direction, so I don't care what your compass staff says.

Brighton was disappointed that he couldn't go shirtless, but SOMEONE had to hold the turkey.

Why Stan is no longer allowed to go to the public pool.

"I told you putting that window cling of a monkey peeing on the back window was in bad taste! What if they start to form a line?"

Charlie: "Listen, can I ask you a personal question?"

Maverick: "That depends."

Charlie: "Are you a good wakeboarder?"

Maverick: "I can hold my own."

Charlie: "Great, then I won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer."

Eventually, of course, cattle corsets went out of style as all available steel was re-purposed towards the war effort.

Seven hours into her labor, Geraldine was questioning her decision for an all-natural fence birth.

"That's it baby! Fierce! Own that look." George was excited to be working with Fluffy Ears, the highest paid squirrel model.

Bad hare day.

Weebles wobble but they don't know how to swim.

Sorghum was determined that no was one was calling her scrawny at the next meeting of the American Daughters of the Little Rascals.

Black Phillip was pleasantly surprised to discover that he was a fan of Hickcore.

Nobody would believe Bubba's story about the one that flew away.

"Just hang on in there. Help is on the way. You're gonna make it through this, I promise."

It took everything in Janice's soul to stifle her gag reflex after she saw the patient's grocery-store-feet.

"Hey, Helen, I think the outhouse is full."

"Now don't cry Jimmy or I'll make you sneeze radishes out your nose as well."

I told him, "When you see it... you'll shit a hippo."