Caption This Photo... FOREVER!

[Kyle]

Rules: I'll post a picture. The next person to post has to provide the caption for that picture AND post a different picture for captioning. And so on. Only static pictures, no animated gifs. You can't post twice in a row.

Caption THIS photo:

[Stan]

Jethro and Elmer think they've got flying cars beat. For a few seconds before mean reality set in.

[Kyle]

Well my tri-fold surveillance camera penis says that North is in the opposite direction, so I don't care what your compass staff says.

[Nadia Jaen]

Brighton was disappointed that he couldn't go shirtless, but SOMEONE had to hold the turkey.

[Stan]

Why Stan is no longer allowed to go to the public pool.

[Zen]

"I told you putting that window cling of a monkey peeing on the back window was in bad taste! What if they start to form a line?"

[Kyle]

Charlie: "Listen, can I ask you a personal question?"

Maverick: "That depends."

Charlie: "Are you a good wakeboarder?"

Maverick: "I can hold my own."

Charlie: "Great, then I won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer."

[Mike]

Eventually, of course, cattle corsets went out of style as all available steel was re-purposed towards the war effort.

[Kyle]

Seven hours into her labor, Geraldine was questioning her decision for an all-natural fence birth.

[Stan]

"That's it baby! Fierce! Own that look." George was excited to be working with Fluffy Ears, the highest paid squirrel model.

[Nadia Jaen]

Bad hare day.

[Kyle]

Weebles wobble but they don't know how to swim.

[Mike]

Sorghum was determined that no was one was calling her scrawny at the next meeting of the American Daughters of the Little Rascals.

[Kyle]

Black Phillip was pleasantly surprised to discover that he was a fan of Hickcore.

[Nadia Jaen]

Nobody would believe Bubba's story about the one that flew away.

[Mike]

"Just hang on in there. Help is on the way. You're gonna make it through this, I promise."

[Kyle]

It took everything in Janice's soul to stifle her gag reflex after she saw the patient's grocery-store-feet.

[Nadia Jaen]

"Hey, Helen, I think the outhouse is full."

[Kyle]

"Now don't cry Jimmy or I'll make you sneeze radishes out your nose as well."

[Mike]

I told him, "When you see it... you'll shit a hippo."