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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:46 am

I don't know what to make of that.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:12 am

-- .- -.- . --- ..-. .. - .-- .... .- - -.-- --- ..- .-- .. .-.. .-..
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:52 am

The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

‘Who are you?’ said the Caterpillar.

This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, ‘I—I hardly know, sir, just at present—at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.’

‘What do you mean by that?’ said the Caterpillar sternly. ‘Explain yourself!’

‘I can’t explain myself, I’m afraid, sir’ said Alice, ‘because I’m not myself, you see.’

‘I don’t see,’ said the Caterpillar.

‘I’m afraid I can’t put it more clearly,’ Alice replied very politely, ‘for I can’t understand it myself to begin with; and being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing.’

‘It isn’t,’ said the Caterpillar.

‘Well, perhaps you haven’t found it so yet,’ said Alice; ‘but when you have to turn into a chrysalis—you will some day, you know—and then after that into a butterfly, I should think you’ll feel it a little queer, won’t you?’

‘Not a bit,’ said the Caterpillar.

‘Well, perhaps your feelings may be different,’ said Alice; ‘all I know is, it would feel very queer to me.’

‘You!’ said the Caterpillar contemptuously. ‘Who are you?’

Which brought them back again to the beginning of the conversation. Alice felt a little irritated at the Caterpillar’s making such very short remarks, and she drew herself up and said, very gravely, ‘I think, you ought to tell me who you are, first.’

‘Why?’ said the Caterpillar.

Here was another puzzling question; and as Alice could not think of any good reason, and as the Caterpillar seemed to be in a very unpleasant state of mind, she turned away.

‘Come back!’ the Caterpillar called after her. ‘I’ve something important to say!’

This sounded promising, certainly: Alice turned and came back again.

‘Keep your temper,’ said the Caterpillar.

‘Is that all?’ said Alice, swallowing down her anger as well as she could.

‘No,’ said the Caterpillar.

Alice thought she might as well wait, as she had nothing else to do, and perhaps after all it might tell her something worth hearing. For some minutes it puffed away without speaking, but at last it unfolded its arms, took the hookah out of its mouth again, and said, ‘So you think you’re changed, do you?’

‘I’m afraid I am, sir,’ said Alice; ‘I can’t remember things as I used—and I don’t keep the same size for ten minutes together!’

‘Can’t remember what things?’ said the Caterpillar.

‘Well, I’ve tried to say “How doth the little busy bee,” but it all came different!’ Alice replied in a very melancholy voice.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:39 pm

--- -. -.-. . ..- .--. --- -. .- - .. -- . .- --. --- --- ... . -.. .-. .- -. -.- .-- .. -. .
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:13 pm

Whatevs.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Elle » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:34 pm

How doth the turtle of the sea
Improve each shining hour,
With whirring thoughts without a screen
To make her mood turn sour!

How skilfully she pads her cell!
How tight she weaves her nest!
And labors hard to train so well
The cattle dog loved best.

In works of labor or of skill,
I should be busy too;
For Satan finds some mischief still
For idle minds to do.

In books, or work, or healthful play,
Let my last years be passed,
That I may give for every day
Some good account at last.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:23 am

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Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Wed Oct 19, 2016 8:46 am

I was reviewing this thread, looking for interesting stuff to requote and create a loop of information, and I discovered that Elle actually won this thread three weeks ago. And then Caz posted after her (after 29 hours), and none of us noticed.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Ronster » Wed Oct 19, 2016 10:44 am

:horrified: no way
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:03 am

We only made 65 days. Kinda pathetic.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:43 pm

So the next time Elle posts to the thread, are you gonna lock it?
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:47 pm

Is that what I'm waiting for? I guess so. I don't see the point though. Sorta anti-climactic now.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Kyle » Wed Oct 19, 2016 1:28 pm

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:41 pm

Wow. I've been really interested in this thread, right up until that post. And then I suddenly lost interest.
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Kyle » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:51 pm

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Wed Oct 19, 2016 2:51 pm

Whoa! Totally rad!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:03 pm

-... .- -.-. -.- - --- ... .--. . .- -.- .. -. --. .. -. -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. . - .... . -. ·-·-·-
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Mike » Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:08 pm

White guy karate!
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Re: Can't Kill This, Chump!

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:07 pm

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Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"

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