Nerd Pride Radio

The car is dead, long live the car!

Between cancer and Kristallnacht, this turning out to be a hell of an evening.

Rough evening. Maudlin here for no reason - hormones or whatever.

My mother-in-law died during the night.

And my brain is helpfully reminding me that I’m a fuck up.

Aw shit, man, I'm sorry. I hope that your brain gives you some space to process everything you need and that you are able to be there for yourself and your partner.

I echo what Eliahad said: I'm so, so sorry. Hope you and your partner can get help so you can grieve for your loss.

Our microwave died today. We bought it in 1993, so it lasted 25+ years. Not bad.

Unfortunately, in the parking lot of the appliance store while going to buy a new microwave, my wife drops her iPhone screen-side-down onto the pavement and completely shatters the screen, to the point where it doesn't display anything. So the price of our new microwave now also includes the price of a new iPhone, as well as a new case (since the new one is a different size than the old one, so the old phone case won't work).

My wife had a very bad day.

Tinder chica, half Vietnamese, early 40s, she said her mom is Vietnamese and her dad is white and I was like yo what did they meet in the war and she started to laugh, turns out it was exactly correct! ha! good times.

Cool chica but shes into BDSM stuff, suggested I should tie her up and whip her thighs with a kendo stick till they bleed, not my deal.

It’s a couple of days into it, so this is a bit late, but happy Hanukkah to any fellow members of the tribe!

Happy Hanukkah!

Yay, Happy Hanukah! I don't really have an excuse for celebrating Jewish holidays besides giving my offspring some Jewish religious education, and I'm sitting here with unlit menorahs still in the box, but nevertheless, we have candles and will make this thing happen tomorrow! We have an official candle lighter who is already asleep. Proud that I had the foresight to order a brick of candles last year. Go me. There's one thing not a total failure!

in a few short weeks "Los Angeles, 2019" won't just be the opening title card from blade runner. it'll be the first sentence of a boring article about the gig economy or housing shortage

one of the funniest things that ever happened to me at a job was when some airline accidentally had their reservations number forwarded to my coworker's direct line and he spent the whole day having to tell people he couldn't help book their flights and was FURIOUS lol

It doesn’t take much to remind me how much of a fuck up I am.