Nerd Pride Radio

I've heard talk of blind devotion
Lovers through thick and thin
Lives touched with real emotion
Faithful 'til the bitter end
Now, I must admit that the story's attractive
I've lost in far too many affairs
I've seen all the pain that the morning can bring
I need to prove to myself
This is more than a crush
Can you convince me
It's not just the physical rush

So close.

Woah.
Don't stand.
Don't stand.
Don't stand so close to me!

Don't tell me what to do.

You've already said we are through. I'm a page that you have turned, I'm no longer your concern.

Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
and I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
and I owe it all to you

Good morning, Tahlvin!

I got a little change in my pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling
Wants to call you on the telephone baby, a-give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' ring
My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

And this shall be my magnum opus.

*click* Her name is Vera.

Para bailar la bamba
Para bailar la bamba
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa mi pa ti
Y arriba y arriba
Ay arriba y arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere

Sorry, I don't speak Pokemon.

I now have images of various pop-stars running through my head, but only saying their names, like Pokemon.

Eilish...Eilish? Billie Eilish?

Katy Perrrrry? Katy Perrrry?

Ha ha, I'm amusing.

I must've dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
They're moving into the street.
Now did you read the news today
They say the danger's gone away
But I can see the fire's still alight
There burning into the night.

Slaughterhouse Boat

And this is a Rick Dees Weekly Top 40 special shout out to Mike Jones:

Today, I am born again!

Mike's proctologist this morning:

Clean living!