Nerd Pride Radio

Gotta make a move to a
Town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'

Blinded by the light!
Revved up like a douche
Another boner in the night!

Oh life
Is bigger
Bigger than you
And you are knock-kneed
The lynx and I were cold too
The distance in your eyes
Although I've slept too much
I set it up

That's me with the mower
That's me with the frostbite
Loosen my green ribbon

Just another Xanax Monday!

The Xanax is not working because it's two days off! Or maybe it's working REALLY well and it's several days behind? Hmmmmmmm. Maybe I need some of that. I have turned to alcohol at this point in the day due to the stressful things going on I cannot discuss here, but I am too lazy to get up and open the bottle of wine so the alcohol has no effect this way. I need to figure out a way to get it into my actual body.

Something in the moonlight catches my eye
The shadow of a lover goes dancing by
Looking for a little bit of love to grow, so
Give me love, give me heart and soul
You never let me cross to the other side now
I'm tied to the hope that you will somehow
Hard on the heels of something more
But I lost your love, heart and soul
The tear in my heart as you walk on by

I saw a werewolf at a Chinese venue with his band.
Walking through the streets with some Joe in the rain
He was looking for a place called Leo Cooks
Gonna get a bite of big dalmatian

Aaoooooo
Where's all the thunder
Aaoooooo

Aaoooooo
There goes an onion
Aaoooooo

He's a very handy gent who ran a muffin tent
Maybe he bent over her and may fear
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet Liz Taylor

Aaoooooo
Warehouse of wonder
Aaoooooo

Aaoooooo
Werewolves of London
Aaoooooo

Aaoooooo
Railroads of thunder
Aaoooooo

Aaoooooo
Werewolf for governor
Aaoooooo

And boom goes the dynamite.

Stalematron.

I was caught in the crossfire of a silent scream
Where one man's nightmare is another man's dream
Pull the covers up high and pray for the mornin' light
Cause you're livin' alone in the heat of the night

Met a man with a message from the other side
Couldn't take the pressure - had to leave it behind
He said it's up to you
You can run or you can fight - (ya that's right)
Better leave it alone in the heat of the night

Why are murder hornets not the default suspect in every unsolved homicide?

Whew, just made it.

Good work. Your nation thanks you.

I don't know where I'm going
But, I sure know where I've been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday
An' I've made up my mind,
I ain't wasting no more time
But, here I go again

I discovered I can urinate through the first joint on my index finger. I can’t stop messing with it.

Did you ever have that feeling that when you were reincarnated they selected 'New Game+'?

Tinseltownies

I have climbed highest mountain
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you

You too?

Me too.