Nerd Pride Radio

Mike, you're a real life saver!

*BOOM!*

Did it again!

Now that the Meghan Trainor's of the world are all about that bass, I wonder if what the cats are really saying is that our asses belong to them? If so, ok, sounds accurate.

Hey, if I were you, I'd wanna be me too.

I have still never understood "no treble" because to me that sounds like she's acknowledging her shortage of bosoms. Why? People say I am wrong; it's about skinny. I do not associate the treble clef with skinny, but apparently I associate it with boobs. Well, it kind of looks like a boob, which I only just noticed for the first time at this moment. Halfway or more to death; learning new things every day.

Bass is the only part of the song that is sensical. She picked treble, because it fits the rhythm and is another thing you can adjust on your stereo. No more analogy than that.

It means boobs. It just does. Like a scene from a movie that every broken heart knows.

It's Lolly!

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Today I killed a wasp's nest with a hose.

That is how I felt, yes. And then they came back and tried to rebuild, so my husband went out there with the Hot shot and killed them all dead. This is somewhere on the top ten Reasons to have a Husband.