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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:06 am
by Tahlvin
Babe, tomorrow's so far away
There's something I just have to say
I don't think I can hide what I'm feelin' inside
Another day, knowin' I love you
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:47 am
by Mike
Happy Easter!
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:54 am
by Eliahad
Bunny Day!
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 12:37 pm
by DMDarcs
At the moment of this typing, I am the last poster in 3 of the forum categories. Here's hoping for 4.
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:30 pm
by Kyle
Hey now.
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:09 am
by Tahlvin
Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:19 am
by Eliahad
Guys! Guys! They updated the unemployment website to let us know that they are updating the unemployment website! But also that our funds are protected from the date of unemployment. Which is one month as of today! Hooray! Independent contractor, self-employed hype!
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:14 pm
by Mike
If I had a pair of eyes in the back of my head for each time that you forgot to take out all the things you forgot to talk about when you took a bite out of my spine, I would have a lot of eyes on the other side, wouldn't I?
Wouldn't that just be fine?
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:42 pm
by Eliahad
That's what I get when I open up that letterbox tomorrow. That's for sure.
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:48 pm
by Mike
If I were a carpenter, I'd hammer on my piglet. I'd collect the seven dollars. Then I'd buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head.
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:32 pm
by Eliahad
Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads, Mike, everyone knows that.
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:29 pm
by Mike
A woman came up to me and said, "I'd like to poison your mind with wrong ideas that appeal to you, though I am not unkind."
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:25 pm
by Eliahad
Jesus, what's written there... Yeah, right there... On your scalp... And why are you whistling? Turn on the god damn light, at least. And where did that echo come from?
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:11 am
by Tahlvin
Whoa, here it comes
That funny feelin' again windin'
Me up inside
Every time we touch
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:46 am
by Mike
Minimum wage... HYAH!
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:08 am
by Phoebe
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 3:14 pm
by Eliahad
Oh Goddess, me too. We were trying to finish the orders for the new houses and all we got were those @#$@# eggs. It was so annoying.
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:11 am
by Tahlvin
She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feeling alright
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:48 am
by Kyle
How have I been gone this long and no one saw that I won with my last post? Lock it down, Mike!
Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:34 am
by Mike
Done!