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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:06 am

Babe, tomorrow's so far away
There's something I just have to say
I don't think I can hide what I'm feelin' inside
Another day, knowin' I love you
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Postby Mike » Sun Apr 12, 2020 8:47 am

Happy Easter!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Postby Eliahad » Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:54 am

Bunny Day!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Postby DMDarcs » Sun Apr 12, 2020 12:37 pm

At the moment of this typing, I am the last poster in 3 of the forum categories. Here's hoping for 4.
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Postby Kyle » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:30 pm

Hey now.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:09 am

Watching every motion
In my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean
Finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning
To some secret place inside
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Postby Eliahad » Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:19 am

Guys! Guys! They updated the unemployment website to let us know that they are updating the unemployment website! But also that our funds are protected from the date of unemployment. Which is one month as of today! Hooray! Independent contractor, self-employed hype!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:14 pm

If I had a pair of eyes in the back of my head for each time that you forgot to take out all the things you forgot to talk about when you took a bite out of my spine, I would have a lot of eyes on the other side, wouldn't I?

Wouldn't that just be fine?
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:42 pm

That's what I get when I open up that letterbox tomorrow. That's for sure.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:48 pm

If I were a carpenter, I'd hammer on my piglet. I'd collect the seven dollars. Then I'd buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head.
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Postby Eliahad » Mon Apr 13, 2020 1:32 pm

Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads, Mike, everyone knows that.
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Postby Mike » Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:29 pm

A woman came up to me and said, "I'd like to poison your mind with wrong ideas that appeal to you, though I am not unkind."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Mon Apr 13, 2020 4:25 pm

Jesus, what's written there... Yeah, right there... On your scalp... And why are you whistling? Turn on the god damn light, at least. And where did that echo come from?
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Postby Tahlvin » Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:11 am

Whoa, here it comes
That funny feelin' again windin'
Me up inside
Every time we touch
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:46 am

Minimum wage... HYAH!
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Postby Phoebe » Tue Apr 14, 2020 11:08 am

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Tue Apr 14, 2020 3:14 pm

Oh Goddess, me too. We were trying to finish the orders for the new houses and all we got were those @#$@# eggs. It was so annoying.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Apr 15, 2020 5:11 am

She channels me up
She does it with ease
And sometimes she passes through me
Just like a breeze
She gives me a reason
For feeling alright
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:48 am

How have I been gone this long and no one saw that I won with my last post? Lock it down, Mike!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:34 am

Done!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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