Nerd Pride Radio

It's too late. All I can think about Tahlvin winning.

My view from Mike's head:

Holy shin-splints. Tahlvin, sir- you are good.

Pinterest has some excellent ideas on how to decorate my hobbit hole/Mike's brain:

Kyle's the one who's always been most in my head. For some reason, he always went with a Cirque du Soleil theme. This is way better.

Imma just gonna take a nap by your medulla oblongata...

So much better! Try sleeping while THIS shit's going on...

I've installed a pool. Mike, I'm sorry if this makes you have to pee more frequently. You can just blame it on your prostate if you want.

Why would I have to get up to pee if I can just stay in the pool all night?

Dude, that's like peeing in your own head. That's just wrong. Here, I'll install a bathroom for you, and you can just use that when you need it. That'll flush that waste away!

I googled hobbit holes. Not wise. Don't do that.

Obviously, you don't understand the series of interconnected pools that allow us to move our massive bulk throughout the mansion without ever having to get out of the water. We have an extremely good filtration system on that thing.

Living the dream...

There's also big screen tvs mounted to the ceiling and there will be waterproof wireless playstation controllers. The way I figure, when you hit a certain size, you can't do much but look straight up.

Stop digging! You've struck oil!

So, do you speak often?

Wasn't that one of the main features of SeaQuest DSV? The porpoise pipes?

Do you mean this?