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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:12 am

Good morning! On this day in 1066, Harold Godwinson, the last Anglo-Saxon king before the Norman conquest, was crowned King of England. And in 1994, two-time American Olympic figure skating medalist Nancy Kerrigan was hit on the leg with a police baton by an assailant hired by the ex-husband of her rival Tonya Harding.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:12 am

Almost 22 and a half hours. I don't remember, Flame, is that the new record for this thread? I'll have to look it up.
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Postby mimekiller » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:18 am

im not transphobic. i got 2 transmissions in my garage
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:40 am

Oh damn. I can't tell my am from my pm.
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Postby Mike » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:39 am

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Postby Ronster » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:18 pm

Merry Christmas, Orthodox people!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:27 am

Good morning! On this day in 1610, Italian astronomer Galileo Galilei made his first observation of the four Galilean moons through his telescope: Ganymede, Callisto, Io, and Europa, although he was not able to distinguish the latter two until the following day. And in 1948, Air National Guard pilot Thomas Mantell fatally crashed his P-51 Mustang while in pursuit of a UFO near Fort Knox, Kentucky.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Kyle » Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:38 am

Galileo's head was on the block
The crime was lookin' up the truth
And as the bombshells of my daily fears explode
I try to trace them to my youth
And then you had to bring up reincarnation
Over a couple of beers the other night
And now I'm serving time for mistakes
Made by another in another life time

How long 'til my soul gets it right
Can any human being ever reach that kind of light
I call on the resting soul of Galileo king of night vision
King of insight
And then I think about my fear of motion
Which I never could explain
Some other fool across the ocean years ago
Must have crashed his little airplane
How long 'til my soul gets it right
Can any human being ever reach that kind of light
I call on the resting soul of Galileo king of night vision
King of insight
I'm not making a joke
You know me I take everything so seriously
If we wait for the time 'til all souls get it right
Then at least I know there'll be no nuclear annihilation in my life time
I'm still not right

I offer thanks to those before me
That's all I've got to say
'Cause maybe you squandered big bucks in your lifetime
Now I have to pay

But then again it feels like some sort of inspiration
To let the next life off the hook
Or she'll say look what I had to overcome from my last life
I think I'll write a book

How long 'til my soul gets it right
Can any human being ever reach the highest light
Except for Galileo, God rest his soul
King of the night vision, king of insight
How long (until my soul gets it right)
How long (until my soul gets it right)
How long
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Eliahad » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:45 am

Until 12:45 MST.
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Postby Tahlvin » Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:48 am

Good morning! On this day in 1697, Scottish student Thomas Aikenhead became the last person in Britain to be executed for blasphemy. In 1889, statistician Herman Hollerith received a patent for his electric tabulating machine, the precursor to modern computers. And in 1978, Harvey Milk was elected to the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, becoming the first openly gay man elected into public office in the United States.
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Postby Mike » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:28 am

That sounds photoshopped.
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Postby Phoebe » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:55 pm

My computer has announced to me that I should get a haircut appt. WTH?
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:08 pm

Well... you're getting past the time that you usually schedule an appointment.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby FlameBlade » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:38 am

Good morning so Tahlvin doesn't need to post!
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Tahlvin » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:26 am

Gonna post anyways. Good morning! On this day in 475, Basiliscus became Byzantine Emperor after Zeno was forced to flee Constantinople. In 1909, Ernest Shackleton, leading the Nimrod Expedition, planted the British flag 97 nautical miles (180 km) from the South Pole, the furthest south anyone had ever reached at that time. And in 1917, during the First World War, Troops of the British Empire defeated Ottoman forces at the Battle of Rafa on the Sinai–Palestine border in present-day Rafah.
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Re: Connor MacThread of the Clan MacThread

Postby Mike » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:41 am

:D
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