Nerd Pride Radio

I don't want to caption my own photo, but I will join in commenting on how good some of these captions are:

Lucy's Suess rhyme is awesome.

Kyle's "floor is lava" caption makes me laugh every time I see it.

Zombie's "douchewagon" is great.

But all of these have been really good.

My bad for breaking the flow.

The real reason Romney lost: He bent over to pet a dog and his devil tail popped out.

"Demix was excited about its new sponsorship, and how it would reach a whole new demographic."

"Yeah, Cathy, I can see her. We can ALL see her! But Cayden and I know better than to make eye contact. I mean, you took her fucking eggroll, for God's sake!"

Even after his dramatic weight loss, Mr. Meowphistopholes insisted on wearing his old lucky sweater.

Virtually any quote from the brochures for Assumption College:

"The education I received at Assumption has helped shape me into a businesswoman that values the relationships I make with my clients and colleagues. [My company's] culture is very similar to Assumption's in that they want their employees to challenge themselves."

OR

"Assumption College, rooted in the Catholic intellectual tradition, strives to form graduates known for critical intelligence, thoughtful citizenship and compassionate service."

OR

"Assumption is a fantastic College that truly provides an education for the entire person: mind, body, and spirit. To become a Greyhound is to join a community of thoughtful, compassionate, engaging people looking to change the world in a positive way. Experiences both inside and outside of the classroom pointed me towards work that I felt I was making a meaningful difference in the lives of others."

They write themselves.

"And on the bulletin board it said 'Deep Throat Competition.' Fucking hilarious, bro!"

"No no no... I'm going for wide throat. Did I misunderstand?"

"Oh my god. I think she's wearing the same dress."

Why don't you like visiting Grandma's house? She has sooo many stuffed animals for you to play with!

He'd done it. Monte had finally mastered singing the brown note.

Ronny didn't know how to tell them that, with the new Logan's Law to save on healthcare, they would all be put down tomorrow. He gritted his teeth and let them enjoy their last day.

[not a caption, just an observation: I didn't notice there was a cat in that photo until reading Kyle's caption and looking back]

Slash, in his Michael Jackson costume, and Jigsaw Penguin knew they were going to lose the contest as soon as the guy who went balls deep walked in.

Boring? You can't believe everything you see on TV and the movies... not every spirit's "unfinished business" is avenging their own murder.

LIttle Joey was a "flamer" just like his dad. All his friends were jealous as they were too young to play with matches.

My most common nightmare: "Oh my God, did I forget to wear my rabbit head? Oh wait... phew."

The car was perfectly fine where it was as long as Tweety stayed perched on the bumper. But then...