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Blueberries

See? Fixed.

Duh

No it's not. Why would I use a twenty and two tens when I've got two twenties in my pocket? That's just foolish.

As for the fifty... you can use whatever symbol you want. Obviously, I could only speculate on which one you were going to use, but other than dancing bananas, you seemed to be taking your bills in order from the end. Were it up to me, I was going to use head-banging as the fifty, and then TAFKAP as the C-note. But that's just me.

=100
= 25
= 10
= 5
= 1

Damn. I missed that transition. I was already thinking money, but I saw bills and not change, and I missed the 20 thru 24 somehow. I'm sure I saw it and my brain processed it to fit the solution I had in my head instead of what was actually there.

Damn. Damn. Damn.

The worn traveler sat close to the fire, a plain staff resting casually against the table beside him. In the retelling he would be taller and stronger, with fierce eyes that pierced your thoughts and laid your insecurities bare. In truth he was not that tall, with a roundness of belly that suggested comfortable living and a full table. It was the eyes that others truly remembered beyond all else. Steel blue and marbled, like rough waters on open ocean. Many had lost themselves in those eyes, and for a few men with too much drink and an easy mark, tonight would be no different.

Is he going to eat those men?