Nerd Pride Radio

Caz thinks he's better than Kyle.

Fresca is not Diet Mountain Dew, but it will sustain operations until I can get some.

If you read every 4th message in this thread, it will tell you where to find the treasure of the Templars.

Don't tell them I told you.

Caz- I'm done with you. This is it. We're finished.

Cthulhu is watching me from his coffee cup!

This is exactly what this country needs at this moment. A weekend.

I need to get pants that hold out against subzero cold. Getting older is lousy.

If this thread goes 24 hours without a post, does it die?

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

Scorpions.

I'm worried that this thread isn't total bonsense.

"The message David Brooks offers in "The Road to Character" is critical for Americans searching for a deeper meaning to life. The historical examples he provides rise above significant obstacles, challenging us to be "heroic" in our own everyday lives."

Amazon.com review by Kim Kachmann-Geltzon June 22, 2015

Straight up, now tell me, is it gonna be you and me together or are you just havin' fun?

Is bonsense a portmanteau of bonsai and nonsense? A wee bit of nonsense?
See this post as an example.

Mushroom pizza on the cheap is the second tastiest pizza. Free pizza is of course the tastiest pizza.

Google's keyboard suggestion says:

Thanks for letting me know when you are fucking truck and trailer to haul away from representatives of the process and accept responsibility for any further details about the life insurance.

I just wanted to say that as a official member of the Vote electorate that I'm watching every one of you very closely.

I ingested ants that were hibernating in a garden hose when I was trying to siphon the pool water

Reince Priebus just called; he said everyone participating in this thread should "be careful."