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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Mike » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:35 am

Vote out VioletMoon

One two three four five
Six seven eight nine ten and...
VioletMoon is gone.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby FlameBlade » Mon Apr 30, 2018 6:59 pm

Voting out Johnny the Bull.

The Johnny the Bull
Just using his name is much
Bullshit for haiku.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Kyle » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:43 pm

Voting out mattfencl

Who is Matty F?
A poet and a hero.
Yeah. Sooooo. Bye bye, bro.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Mike » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:47 pm

Voting out buckett

Have you ever heard
Of capitalization?
Spellcheck hates your name.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby poorpete » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:57 pm

Voting off Salvation122

A user should know
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Beware false idols.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby FlameBlade » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:32 pm

Voting off Ronster

Ronster? More like dat
Pornster. Smut peddler has no
Place on this island!
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Mike » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:13 pm

Voting off Reika

With us from the start
A friend in the truest sense
And now she's gone. Meh.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Kyle » Tue May 01, 2018 6:40 am

Voting Mike back in:

You are pretty cool,
In a Vanilla Ice way.
No wait! Rob’s cooler.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby FlameBlade » Tue May 01, 2018 9:23 pm

voting off Angry Geek D-Rod

Angry Geek D-Rod
Yo, Angry Geek D-Rod, Yo
Angry Geek D-Rod

Angry Geek D-Rod
Yo be so mad. Yo so mad!
Angry Geek D-Rod

Angry Geek D-Rod
Much angry. Wow. So Mad Mad
Angry Geek D-Rod
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Mike » Tue May 01, 2018 10:03 pm

Voting off Gygax


The flesh of my flesh
This week you are an adult
Fly free little one
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Cazmonster » Wed May 02, 2018 2:56 am

Voting off Mimekiller

Shivering midnight
A killing mime fails to troll
watching the forum
"...somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross."
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Mike » Wed May 02, 2018 6:30 am

New player!
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby akiva » Wed May 02, 2018 8:02 am

Voting off Cazmonster

How is Cazmonster
Gone but I still survive here?
It's unfair, I know
Reel on a repeating loop
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Mike » Wed May 02, 2018 9:26 am

Voting off akiva


Heard your frantic cry
I am here to set things right.
There. Is that better?
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Tahlvin » Wed May 02, 2018 9:26 am

Voting off donkey Hotay

Bye donkey Hotay
Another one bites the dust
Soon we will be done
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby poorpete » Wed May 02, 2018 11:15 am

Voting Cazmonster back!

Because he's so good
Because HE's a model guy,
We should all be Caz.

== so I fudged my text, dang it, I was proud of my haiku ==
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Phoebe » Wed May 02, 2018 12:19 pm

Guy = Kraken, then we good.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Kyle » Wed May 02, 2018 12:28 pm

poorpete- your vote of Cazmonster back to the island is invalid because it does not have the right number of syllables.

And now I'm voting akiva back in (so you'll have to wait for two vote offs before you can vote someone back in):

You teach our children,
and they treat you like garbage.
Kids are just the worst.
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Tahlvin » Wed May 02, 2018 12:48 pm

Phil Connors is gone, once again.

Phil Connors is gone
But he will be back for sure
Just like Groundhog's Day
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Survivor: NPR

Postby Phoebe » Wed May 02, 2018 1:11 pm

I vote myself off
For being a picky judge
Of PoorPete's haiku

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